Business negotiations are too complicated. Contracts, lawyers, endless meetings—who has time for that?
Enter Rock, Paper, Scissors.
The ultimate decision-making tool. Simple. Efficient. Brutal.
Imagine a world where million-dollar deals are sealed with one intense, three-second hand battle.
Let’s explore why this should be the future of business.
1. No More Endless Meetings ⏳
Ever sat through a five-hour negotiation where nothing got decided?
Rock, Paper, Scissors fixes that. Best out of three, boom—deal done.
Now, instead of wasting a whole day, you can settle things before your coffee gets cold.
2. It Levels the Playing Field ⚖️
Forget who has more lawyers, better connections, or a louder voice in the boardroom.
Here, all are equal.
A CEO and an intern? Same chances.
A billionaire and a startup founder? May the best throw win.
Meritocracy at its finest.
3. No More Legal Fees 💰
Instead of paying lawyers hundreds of dollars per hour, just train in advanced Rock, Paper, Scissors strategies.
You’ll save millions and still have enough left over for an extra-long lunch break.
4. Reduces Corporate Drama 🎭
No need for backstabbing, office politics, or passive-aggressive emails.
If two executives disagree? They throw down.
Rock beats scissors, end of discussion.
5. It’s Universally Understood 🌍
No translations, no legal jargon, no confusion.
From Tokyo to New York, everyone knows how to play.
Forget international trade disputes. Just send world leaders into a best-of-five showdown and call it a day.
“Decisions are made by those who show up… or those who throw rock when you expect paper.” – (Probably) Abraham Lincoln
Final Thoughts
Why waste time arguing when you can settle things like a true professional—by randomly throwing hand gestures?
It’s quick. It’s fair. It’s way more fun.
And honestly, could it be worse than how negotiations work now?
Didn’t think so.
Now, let’s decide—should you share this article?
Rock, Paper, Scissors… SHOOT! ✊✋✌️
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