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GoPro HERO12 Black – Fun Review: Because Regular Memories Are Boring
Ah, the GoPro HERO12 Black, the latest and greatest way to capture all your extreme adventures—or at least your attempt […]
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7 Ways to Embarrass Your Teenager Without Even Trying
Parenting a teenager is a delicate art. One minute, they’re asking for money. The next, they’re pretending they don’t know […]
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Superbowl – How to Pretend You Understand Football for One Day a Year
So, it’s Super Bowl Sunday, and once again, you’ve found yourself in a room full of die-hard football fans. The […]
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Why “Pull My Finger” Is Traumatizing for Children!
Childhood should be a time of innocence. A time of laughter, learning, and trust. And then, somewhere along the way, […]
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Why Dad Jokes Aren’t Funny!
Dad jokes are a global problem. They lurk in family gatherings. They ambush you at the dinner table. They strike […]
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Paper Cuts – Funny? Not Funny!
Paper cuts are nature’s way of reminding us that even the smallest things in life can ruin our entire day. […]
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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire – Why Every Politician Should Know This Chant!
Politicians lie. Shocking, right? If you’re surprised by that statement, congratulations—you must be new here. The rest of us know […]
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Why Scaring Children with a Clown at a Birthday Party Is the Next Best Trend!
Parents, are you tired of boring birthday parties? Sick of the same old bouncy castles and piñatas? Want to create […]
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7 Ways to Check If Your Husband Is Cheating on You
They say trust is the foundation of a relationship. But so is healthy paranoia. If your husband has been acting […]
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How Thomas Edison Invented 10,000 Ways to Procrastinate!
Thomas Edison is famous for inventing the lightbulb. But let’s be honest—that was just a side project. His true genius? […]
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Why Business Negotiations Should Rely on Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Business negotiations are too complicated. Contracts, lawyers, endless meetings—who has time for that? Enter Rock, Paper, Scissors. The ultimate decision-making […]
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How to Protect Yourself from Drop Bears When Visiting Australia
So, you’ve decided to visit Australia. Bold move. You’ve packed your sunscreen for the sun, your bug spray for the […]
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Happy Bare Minimum Valentine’s Day!
Ah, Valentine’s Day—the one day of the year where the bar for effort is set just above doing nothing at […]
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Valentine’s Day Gifts: What They REALLY Mean
Valentine’s Day—a time for love, romance, and wildly misinterpreted gifts. They say, “It’s the thought that counts,” but what if […]
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How a Clairvoyant Actually Predicted Something
For centuries, clairvoyants have made bold, mystical predictions. And for centuries, they’ve been almost entirely wrong. Until now. Yes, in […]
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Why You Should Always Use Your Manners With A.I.
Artificial Intelligence is getting smarter. It can write emails, answer questions, and even argue with your uncle on Facebook so […]
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Why Joey Swoll Should Be the Next President!
America needs a leader. A strong, disciplined, no-nonsense leader. A man who can bench press Congress and flex the national […]
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Stop Oil Protesters Now Direct Traffic and Help Workers Get to Work on Time
The world has changed. No longer are Stop Oil protesters gluing themselves to roads, blocking traffic, and ruining Mondays. Now? […]
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Are Mosquitoes the Next Best Pet for Your Child?
Forget cats. Forget dogs. Goldfish? Boring. The future of pet ownership is here, and it’s buzzing with excitement. Yes, mosquitoes. […]
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Are Drop Bears Real?
You’ve heard the legends. You’ve laughed at the warnings. You’ve dismissed them as an Aussie joke. Big mistake. Drop bears […]
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Valentine’s Day: How to Lower Your Standards So You Won’t Be Disappointed
Ah, Valentine’s Day. The annual festival of overpriced flowers, unrealistic expectations, and the soul-crushing realization that your love life might […]
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Why Does Donald Trump Fly A Kite Everyday?
Have you ever wondered about the mysterious, perhaps even mystical, daily routine of Donald Trump? His meetings, his speeches, his […]
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Breaking News – Several Teenagers Around World Have Cleaned Their Rooms (Allegedly)
Here is what we know so far: seven teenagers have cleaned their room on their own, with the parents being […]
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7 Ways To Pass Wind (Fart) Gracefully
Let’s talk about a delicate subject: flatulence. We all do it. And yet, we spend our lives pretending it’s some […]
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Lifestyle Hack To Save Time Watering Indoor Plants
We’ve all been there. You’ve got a lush jungle of indoor plants, and you’re drowning in the endless cycle of […]
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Shopping Hack To Save Money – Don’t Take a Bag and Only Buy What You Can Carry
Have you ever gone to the store for one thing, only to leave with a shopping cart full of essential […]
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Why Franklin D. Roosevelt Was Afraid Of Clowns
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and maybe clowns.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt Franklin D. Roosevelt. […]
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Famous Quotes … Sort Of
History is written by the victors. And then rewritten by the internet. We’ve taken some of the world’s greatest minds […]
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A Shetland Pony Is Just A Cheap Temu Horse
If you’re thinking of buying a horse on a budget, you’re not alone. Many aspiring equestrians have scrolled through online […]