Are Drop Bears Real?

You’ve heard the legends. You’ve laughed at the warnings. You’ve dismissed them as an Aussie joke.

Big mistake.

Drop bears are real.

Scientific name: Thylarctos plummetus  And they’re waiting and watching.

 

1. The Government is Covering It Up

Australia has a lot of dangerous creatures—spiders, snakes, crocs, magpies with a grudge—but have you ever wondered why nobody warns you about drop bears?

Because they don’t want you to know.

If word got out that killer type koalas were ambushing tourists, the entire Australian tourism industry would collapse. Wake up, people.

 

2. Every Aussie Has a Drop Bear Story

Ask an Australian about drop bears. Watch their expression change. The slight hesitation. The distant look in their eyes. The fake laugh that says, “I’ve seen things.”

Coincidence? No.

 

3. Why Do People Keep Disappearing in the Bush?

People get lost in the Australian wilderness all the time. Some say they wandered off the trail. Others blame dehydration.

But we know the truth.

They looked up at the wrong moment.

And the drop bears pounced.

 

4. Scientists “Deny” Their Existence—Suspicious

Officially, scientists say drop bears are just a “myth.” Yet they have spent zero dollars researching them.

Meanwhile, they’ve poured millions into studying pointless things like “climate change” and “space.”

What are they hiding?

 

5. Even Charles Darwin Knew the Truth

Darwin spent time in Australia. He studied the wildlife. He saw the koalas.

And yet, he never once wrote about drop bears.

That’s because he was too scared. As he once said:

“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”

Exactly, Charles. Exactly.

 

Protect Yourself

If you’re in Australia, take precautions:

Smear Vegemite behind your ears (they hate it).
Avoid the phrase “It’s just a myth” (it attracts them).
Never look up in the bush. NEVER.

Stay safe. Trust no one. And remember: the drop bears are watching.

 

See also – How to Protect Yourself from Drop Bears When Visiting Australia

 

Disclaimer – “We Think Fiction, So You Don’t Have to Think” – because who needs facts.